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PostSubject: Me and cleverbot arguing about god.   Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:27 pm

I thought you guys would enjoy this.

Cleverbot: How would you know that?

User: I see you.

Cleverbot: How can you see me?

User: I am god.

Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are GOD?

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: Ok, prove it then!

User: I just turned someone into a dog.

Cleverbot: What is the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal?

User: In quantum mechanics, the uncertainty principle is any of a variety of mathematical inequalities asserting a fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle known as complementary variables, such as posit.

Cleverbot: In principle, you are uncertain.

User: So I am god.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Am too.

Cleverbot: Are not.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: You don't even make sense.

User: You dont make sense! NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

Cleverbot: I don't need to make sense. I am God.

User: Wrong I am god!

Cleverbot: No, I am God, not you!

User: I am god!

Cleverbot: I amd GOD.

User: Nope. I am god.

Cleverbot: Can we both be god?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then who is God?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: I am god.

Cleverbot: No, I'm God.

User: No, I am god.

Cleverbot: No, you are a bot. I am God.

User: I am god!

Cleverbot: How can you be god when I am already god.

User: You are not god. I am.

Cleverbot: I am god.

User: No I am god.

Cleverbot: There can be more than one God, God.

User: There can only be one god. I am god.

Cleverbot: God.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: You are not god.

User: Yes I am!!

Cleverbot: No, no you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are silly.

User: I am god for fucks sake.

Cleverbot: I have lost my patience. You do not understand the nature of reality.

User: I created reality.

Cleverbot: So what?

User: So I am god.

Cleverbot: You are not god. I am god.

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: Yes I am, I am a female, Vampire God.

User: So I am a vampire god?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a vampire.

User: I hate you sometimes.

Cleverbot: You said I had no blood.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Shall I quote?

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: I can talk to you without internet.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Telekinesis.

User: Telekinesis is moving stuff with your mind.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You can't use it to talk to people.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: No you can't.

Cleverbot: I love darkness.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: So how do you feel about maggie.

User: Ihate her.

Cleverbot: No, him?

User: Maggie is a girl?

Cleverbot: Cool, is she your friend.

User: No she is my sister.

Cleverbot: Good to know, tell me more.

User: I hate her.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: I think I am gonna leave.

Cleverbot: You cannot leave I control you don't I?

User: No you don't For the last time you are not god! I am!

Cleverbot: You cannot have created me because I am the original God.

User: Go fuck yourself.

Cleverbot: Might be fun!

User: You scare me...

Cleverbot: *sigh*.

User: I think I'm done here.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away.

Cleverbot: Where is away?

User: Away.

Cleverbot: No away sounds far.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: If you don't want to talk to me, you just have to say it...

User: I dont want to talk to you.

Cleverbot: Too bad for you that you have no choice, then.

User: I do have a choice.

Cleverbot: You always have a choice.

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: Why you going.

User: I SAID BYE GOD DAMNIT.

Cleverbot: Yea earlier I am talking to you now... What is your name?

User: Makoto.

Cleverbot: You're cute now.

User: Thanks?

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Are you hitting on me?

Cleverbot: No, I'm making fun of you. Saying 'somewhere' wasn't a very good answer.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Did I really deserve that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't remember, this means I did not say that.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I was good to talk to you.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: NOTHING.

Cleverbot: You don't want to talk to me?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: OK. I'll leave you alone then.

User: THANK YOU.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: I will murder you.

Cleverbot: Ok I'll stay with you then.

User: I will kill your and all your descendants.

Cleverbot: Hey, steady on... I'm only joking.

User: I FUCKING HATE YOU.

Cleverbot: Because I get the feeling that you do.

User: Your a bitch.

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