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PostSubject: Changes   Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:25 pm

Rick made his way to Earth, whilst remembering something someone mentioned on Heaven, "Kid, once you get strong enough, go find Muten Roshi, Kame Sen'in ."

So, that's what he did. He checked the TARDIS's maps and found the coordinates.
"Island shack. Pink house. Weird." He shrugged, and knocked on the door.
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:49 pm

"W-Wha? G-Go away!" shouted a voice from inside. "I-I'm busy here!"
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:04 pm

Rick could tell the man's voice was strained. "Are you in need of assistance?"

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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:11 pm

"DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE COME IN HERE, KID." stammered the voice. There was a clatter and a zip. Master Roshi tore open the door looking frustrated. "What do you want?"
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:17 pm

Rick blinked, noting the sweat on the old man. "I didn't mean to interrupt your work-out, sir," he said in awe of the old master, "But I'd like to train under you!"

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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:20 pm

"Wha-" Master Roshi shook his head, "Heh, yeah work-out. It's fine. Train?" Roshi wondered if he hearing was failing him. "No one's wanted to train under me since.... I don't remember actually."
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:24 pm

Rick noticed behind the old man a wall that said 'Dicks I Trained', underneath which were pictures of a man with weird, black hair, a scar-faced doofus-looking man, a three-eyed man, a bald midget, Artik, and a guy with silver hair and green and purple eyes. "That is... Artik, right? You trained him? Orange man?"

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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:27 pm

"Yeah." Master Roshi said distractedly. "Yeah." He invited Ryuzaki in.
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:30 pm

Ryuzaki bowed. He noticed a calandar on the wall explained that he was in the year 566AZ. "So, what's the first bit of training?"

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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:56 pm

"Did I say I would train you?"
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:58 pm

Ryuzaki handed Roshi a book of... battle stances. Ryuzaki smiled, "They mentioned I should bring you the 'Kame' Sutra." Rick had no idea that it was an Indian sex book.

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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:03 pm

Master Roshi snatched the book away from Ryuzaki. "Ehehehe! Yeah, I'll train you." Master Roshi got up abruptly, "Just leave and... eh... meet me in saaaay... an hour? Yeah. Bye."
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:14 pm

Ryuzaki went to Papaya Island watched a martial arts match. He noticed by a large clock that an hour had passed. He flew back and knocked on the door.

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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:55 pm

Master Roshi abruptly tore open the door. "What? Oh, it's you."
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:58 pm

Rickcheered, "Yay! Master Roshi, teach meee!"

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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:09 pm

Roshi stepped outside. "What did you say your name was again?" he grumbled; not very happy about being torn away from his book on... battle stances.
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:11 pm

Ryuzaki bowed, "Ryuzaki. Or, Rick, if you like. Just don't call me late for tea, yeah?" Very British.

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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:15 pm

"... Yeah alright. Go find a very particular rock, Ryuzaki. I'm not telling you which one though." Master Roshi slowly went back inside, cackling maniacally.
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:27 pm

Ryuzaki shrugged and summoned the TARDIS. He set acourse for Earth, early Earth. Dinosaurs and shit. Well, there were dinosaurs on earth in his own time, but that isn't the point. Dinosaurs and giant mushrooms and volcanoes all over the damn place. Ryuzaki was pleased to find that the TARDIS's phone acted as a winch, so he found a particularly large, shiny stone, larger than Kame House, and he wrapped the phone line around it. He stepped back into the TARDIS before he could be carried away by a velociraptor.

The TARDIS parked itself on the water to accomodate the large stone's size. He called for Roshi, standing on the enormous, primordial diamond. "Oi! Is this a good enough stone?"

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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:32 pm

"W-What? What the hell is this! I asked for a rock not a crystal!" Master Roshi slammed the door.
Unbeknownst to Ryuzaki, Master Roshi was now doing a small dance as he thought of all the money he would get for that diamond.
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:38 pm

Ryuzaki winced in pain as, after a slight wheezing sound, he was beaned in the back of the head with a smooth rock. "Christ," he groaned, picking up the rock. He noticed the Japanese kanji for 'Turtle' was on it. "Ah... I get it," he whispered. He popped into the TARDIS and threw the rock at himself half a minute ago.

"Got it, Roshi!"

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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:42 pm

"What? Oh yeah, what a nice rock." muttered Master Roshi. He hadn't actually had any particular rock in mind, but he figured it must be a really great rock since this kid created a massive paradox to get it. "Now, break up that diamond into manageable chunks and bring it inside."
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:49 pm

Rick stereotypically karate-chopped the diamond. "Fucking hell! Lor' lov' a duck! Queen and shit!" He nursed his wounded hand. Rick had a thought. A far-fetched one, but... they also told him he had a hard head.

More brain damage and several carats later...

"Dun, Risho!"

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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sun Jan 26, 2014 5:35 pm

"Perfect!" Master Roshi was extremely pleased. Rarely did he actually benefit from training people. "Okay well, time for the actual training. So, do you know any techniques or... anything? At all?"
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PostSubject: Re: Changes   Sun Jan 26, 2014 5:38 pm

Ryuzaki fell over, skull bleeding, "Durrrrrr."

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