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PostSubject: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:50 pm

Rick TARDISed right into the office of the realtor. He sat in the chair and threw his feet on the desk, crossing his legs.
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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:09 pm

"Hi. Get your damn feet off my desk." The Real Estate Officer grunted.
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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:15 pm

Rick put his feet down. "I want the moon. Earth's moon."

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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:41 pm

"They're pretty attached to it." The Official muttered. "Probably a million zenni, not including any furnishings or taxes or what not."
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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:48 pm

Rick sighed, throwing all his money at the officer, "What sort-of celestial body can I buy for that?"

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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:54 pm

Jeremy pawed through the money. "Well. I can get you a compound on any given planet. Like a really nice one." He sighed. "I suppose I can get you a nice compound in space as well. Maybe a minor moon on some random planet. I hear Uranus is nice." Jeremy said this with a straight face.
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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:01 pm

Rick blinked, "Err. What if, Jezza, what if I spent a bit of time setting it up?"

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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:02 pm

Makoto teleported in an gave him a million zenni for the moon ten disappeared.

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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:06 pm

Jeremy took the one million. "You now own the moon for the veritable sum of one million zenni. Would you like any actual buildings on it?"
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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:10 pm

Rick blinked several times, thanked Makoto, shook his head, "Nah. I'll manage."
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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:19 pm

Jeremy nodded. "Alright. I'll strike the deal with Cyril then. Enjoy your desolate moon."

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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:49 pm

Rick cleared his throat, "Just SO WE'RE CLEAR. I'm buying it to be the ruler of a nation."

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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:54 pm

"You're at the wrong shop then. I don't actually think we have a system for that." Jeremy rubbed his head. "Er.... um.... Jesus I don't know. This is beyond my pay grade man. I can give you the moon, but rights for an entire nation on it, I don't know."
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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:57 pm

Rick leaned in close, "I have seventy-two cases of penis enlargers. Maybe I let you have them..."

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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:13 pm

Makoto walked in. "Actually I took those. Ryuga needed them."

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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:21 pm

"Okay, first I'm in the middle of a sex change so no. Second, I'll go talk to my manager and see what's up." Jeremy/Jessie walked into the back and came back out after some shouting.
"Alright look, the best I can offer you is ten million. And you can only buy one nation per person."
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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:25 pm

Makoto looked at him. "I'll buy it for ten mil."

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PostSubject: Re: Nutopian National Anthem   Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:25 pm

Ryuzaki blinked, gave Makoto his money back, had a better idea, and TARDISed out.

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