The Mostly Quiet Dead

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"Chaztopia," Ryuzaki repeated.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:28 pm

"Never heard of it." Cyril said.

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Auron spoke up, "It's The Chaz's old planet. It's now basically a retirement home for old friends of my father."

Ryuzaki stepped out and was in the square of a great city, filled with scanrily clad slaves.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:54 pm

Cyril put a hand over Emily's eyes.

Emily eagerly removed the hand.

"And, he's here?"

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"Probably," Auron agreed, "Oh, look! Preach!"

Rick cleared his throat. "This way," he said, walking east

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:23 pm

"Wonder why he would just stay here. He doesn't sound like the type." Cyril wondered.

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Ryuzaki shrugged. He knocked on an apartment door.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:29 pm

Cyril Prime jerked upon the door. His eyes widened, "You can't be here!" Cyril Prime hissed.

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Ryuzaki blinked, "Why not? What did I do?"

Auron facepalmed.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:41 pm

One of the scantily clad slaves appeared behind our group and Cyril Prime threw on a clearly fake smile. "What I meant to say was, why don't you come in and I can help you book the next flight off Chaztopia?" There was an urgency in Cyril Prime's eyes.

Cyril looked hesitantly at Rick as if asking if this Cyril Prime could be trusted.

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"Probably," Rick said. He entered.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:47 pm

Cyril and Emily stepped into Cyril Prime's house. The scantily clad slave left without another word.

"You guys seriously have to leave, this place has been corrupted!" Cyril Prime nervously checked his pocket watch and looked pained.

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Ryuzaki laughed. "How? I thought Chaz was a cool bro."

Auron coughed.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:53 pm

Cyril Prime replaced his pocket watch in his pocket, "I've never met Chaz as long as I've been trapped here. He doesn't know."

"Who is Chaz again?" Emily asked.

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Auron said, "Midget Mikey Jackson."

Rick nodded.

"Wait, trapped," the two asked together

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:25 pm

"Yes, when the universe reset Chaz lost his dominion over the slaves here and they trapped every single person here." Cyril Prime took a seat, "I don't know why they've done this, but everyone shuttle that has came or tried to leave has been destroyed. I don't know how you made it onto this planet."

Was Cyril and Emily sitting down? If they weren't before they are now.

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Ryuzaki sipped tea that randomly appeared. "Are you sure they're really the slaves? No green ki? Green eyes? Green... loincloths?"

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:51 pm

"They've always favored green," Cyril Prime said. "I'm not sure what that has to do with anything though."

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Ryuzaki coughed loudly. He kept coughing. He was coughing up the green tea he just drank. "Oh, damn."

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:56 pm

"THEY'RE ON TO US!" Cup Mark II yelled.

Cyril Prime leapt out of his seat, "WHAT?!"

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Ryuzaki began frothing.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:10 pm

Cup MII began cackling from his spot on the floor. Cyril crossed the room and drew the tea from Rick via his healing powers.

Emily went to grab Cyril Prime, "We'd best leave as quick as we can."

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Ryuzaki wrapped them all in his scarf and they appeared in his TARDIS.

Subject: Re: The Mostly Quiet Dead Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:14 pm

Cyril Prime tried to remember if he had been in the TARDIS before. "Hooooooooly fuckwhywasthatcuptalking!?"

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Ryuzaki nodded, "Tantibi. Shapeshifting parasites."

Auron shot Cyril a warning look.

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