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Late Late Night Douche Posts : 1987 Join date : 2013-12-08

Rick made his way to Earth, whilst remembering something someone mentioned on Heaven, "Kid, once you get strong enough, go find Muten Roshi, Kame Sen'in ."

So, that's what he did. He checked the TARDIS's maps and found the coordinates.
"Island shack. Pink house. Weird." He shrugged, and knocked on the door.

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"W-Wha? G-Go away!" shouted a voice from inside. "I-I'm busy here!"

Late Late Night Douche Posts : 1987 Join date : 2013-12-08

Rick could tell the man's voice was strained. "Are you in need of assistance?"

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"DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE COME IN HERE, KID." stammered the voice. There was a clatter and a zip. Master Roshi tore open the door looking frustrated. "What do you want?"

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Rick blinked, noting the sweat on the old man. "I didn't mean to interrupt your work-out, sir," he said in awe of the old master, "But I'd like to train under you!"

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"Wha-" Master Roshi shook his head, "Heh, yeah work-out. It's fine. Train?" Roshi wondered if he hearing was failing him. "No one's wanted to train under me since.... I don't remember actually."

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Rick noticed behind the old man a wall that said 'Dicks I Trained', underneath which were pictures of a man with weird, black hair, a scar-faced doofus-looking man, a three-eyed man, a bald midget, Artik, and a guy with silver hair and green and purple eyes. "That is... Artik, right? You trained him? Orange man?"

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"Yeah." Master Roshi said distractedly. "Yeah." He invited Ryuzaki in.

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Ryuzaki bowed. He noticed a calandar on the wall explained that he was in the year 566AZ. "So, what's the first bit of training?"

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"Did I say I would train you?"

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Ryuzaki handed Roshi a book of... battle stances. Ryuzaki smiled, "They mentioned I should bring you the 'Kame' Sutra." Rick had no idea that it was an Indian sex book.

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Master Roshi snatched the book away from Ryuzaki. "Ehehehe! Yeah, I'll train you." Master Roshi got up abruptly, "Just leave and... eh... meet me in saaaay... an hour? Yeah. Bye."

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Ryuzaki went to Papaya Island watched a martial arts match. He noticed by a large clock that an hour had passed. He flew back and knocked on the door.

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Master Roshi abruptly tore open the door. "What? Oh, it's you."

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Rickcheered, "Yay! Master Roshi, teach meee!"

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Roshi stepped outside. "What did you say your name was again?" he grumbled; not very happy about being torn away from his book on... battle stances.

Late Late Night Douche Posts : 1987 Join date : 2013-12-08

Ryuzaki bowed, "Ryuzaki. Or, Rick, if you like. Just don't call me late for tea, yeah?" Very British.

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"... Yeah alright. Go find a very particular rock, Ryuzaki. I'm not telling you which one though." Master Roshi slowly went back inside, cackling maniacally.

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Ryuzaki shrugged and summoned the TARDIS. He set acourse for Earth, early Earth. Dinosaurs and shit. Well, there were dinosaurs on earth in his own time, but that isn't the point. Dinosaurs and giant mushrooms and volcanoes all over the damn place. Ryuzaki was pleased to find that the TARDIS's phone acted as a winch, so he found a particularly large, shiny stone, larger than Kame House, and he wrapped the phone line around it. He stepped back into the TARDIS before he could be carried away by a velociraptor.

The TARDIS parked itself on the water to accomodate the large stone's size. He called for Roshi, standing on the enormous, primordial diamond. "Oi! Is this a good enough stone?"

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"W-What? What the hell is this! I asked for a rock not a crystal!" Master Roshi slammed the door.
Unbeknownst to Ryuzaki, Master Roshi was now doing a small dance as he thought of all the money he would get for that diamond.

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Ryuzaki winced in pain as, after a slight wheezing sound, he was beaned in the back of the head with a smooth rock. "Christ," he groaned, picking up the rock. He noticed the Japanese kanji for 'Turtle' was on it. "Ah... I get it," he whispered. He popped into the TARDIS and threw the rock at himself half a minute ago.

"Got it, Roshi!"

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"What? Oh yeah, what a nice rock." muttered Master Roshi. He hadn't actually had any particular rock in mind, but he figured it must be a really great rock since this kid created a massive paradox to get it. "Now, break up that diamond into manageable chunks and bring it inside."

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Rick stereotypically karate-chopped the diamond. "Fucking hell! Lor' lov' a duck! Queen and shit!" He nursed his wounded hand. Rick had a thought. A far-fetched one, but... they also told him he had a hard head.

More brain damage and several carats later...

"Dun, Risho!"

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"Perfect!" Master Roshi was extremely pleased. Rarely did he actually benefit from training people. "Okay well, time for the actual training. So, do you know any techniques or... anything? At all?"

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Ryuzaki fell over, skull bleeding, "Durrrrrr."