Dragon Ball Shattered Hope IV: A New Hoap

The zaniest, most cutthroat, and totally immersive text-based Dragon Ball Roleplay Site! Join today and create a masterpiece of a character and change the universe!
 
HomeCalendarFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in

Share
 

 Edition Three

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Ryuzaki
Late Late Night Douche
Late Late Night Douche
Ryuzaki

Posts : 1987
Join date : 2013-12-08

Edition Three Empty
PostSubject: Edition Three   Edition Three EmptySun Feb 23, 2014 7:03 pm


Shattered Times

Edition Three:
1 Feb 576AZ.

HEADLINES

NEWSPAPERS LOST IN TIME TYPHOON. We only pray this doesn't happen to us.

SHIT STILL GOING ON WITH ARTIFACTS OR WHATEVER. Err... Yeaaah.

GIANT WOLF WILL APPEAR SOON--- BE PREPARED. You shouldn't worry; you've got daays to prepare.

ANOTHER HATE CRIME IN SPACE FLORIDA. Reporting no fatalities, as they don't legally consider minorities as people. Dicks.

Misc. News....

*So, the gods are dying out.... Probably nothing.

*Pasta may give you tumors. "That's-a spicy, meatball-sized lump," stereotypical Italian chefs say.

*Freddy Mercury's killer still at large.

*Mime threatened by mob not to "squeal" in court.

*Naruto will end this year.

* Jaws MCLVII: The Reawakihappening Again does surprising well in theaters. Terrorist movie bombs.

*Have You Seen Three Latino Children? Well, you'd better go catch them!

* Confucius says, "Buddha's a prick. Worship /me/."

*Star Whale migration delayed by the British.

*Futurama cancelled fot the thirty-eighth time.

*Rednecks may be homophobes; consult doctor.


_________________
Rick's Saga Stats:
 
Back to top Go down
View user profile
 
Edition Three
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Dragon Ball Shattered Hope IV: A New Hoap :: Shattered Hope IV :: News :: Shattered Times-
Jump to: