Episode VI: Return of the Originale Topic Name

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Rick shouted for Oran, impatiently.

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Crickets chirped. Do crickets chirp? Well these did.

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Rub their legs together. Whatever. Rick sighed, searching the throne room, "ORAAAAN."

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Mr. Popo was sitting on the throne. Mr. Popo stared at Rick intensely.

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Rick wished he were Cyril right about now. "Err," he said, staring at the floor, "where's Oran?"

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Mr. Popo just laughed. He laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

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Rick ran into the gardens, still calling out for Oran.

The garden just laughed. It laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

It was pretty damn disturbing.

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Rick screamed as he went to go ask Korin. "Hey. Where's Oran?"

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"I don't know. No one's seen him for months. Why don't you go slaughter another buffalo, jerk?" Korin muttered and left.

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Rick decided to ask the Ind... Native Am... Indigenous Peoples that live below Korin Tower. "Have you seen Oran?"

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"We haven't seen him for months! The Indigenous Peoples laughed. They laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

It was pretty weird because they all laughed at the same time, even those who had not heard Rick's question.

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Rick sighed. "Goddammit!" He trudged off and checked into a hotel room and Googled "Oran".

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The first page of results only showed the major city of Oran in Algeria and it's attractions. Google employees were laughing at Ryuzaki somewhere. They laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

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Rick threw the computer out the window and gave up.

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Outside the computer switched to the second page results.

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Rick sighed and retrieved it.

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The top result of the second page read:

"Guardian of Earth Gone!
It is rumored that Oran has run away with some girl! But how could Oran be there AND at the...."

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Rick searched Earth for him.

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The Earth laughed at him for not bothering to check Texas.

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Texas stopped being a part of the Earth when it got tired of Texas's incessant, constantly hollow threats to secede.

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Texas laughed at Rick for not bothering to check it.

Recently Cyril had re-conquered Texas.

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RICK FUCKING CHECKED TEXAS, THEN. JAYSUS, KIDD.

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Texas politely informed Rick that Oran wasn't there thank-you-very-much.

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Rick asked Oklahoma if they knew.

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