Nutopian Yogi Hideki Ryuzaki was bored. Dreadfully so. I don't know why I feel the need to open every damn topic like this. But, whatever.
Rick decided to go to a planet that he's never been to before. "Surprise," he told the TARDIS. He jumped out onto a hard ground. It looked a bit like Geonosis. Less red, though.
"Right," Rick said, as he searched for civilization. "Anyone here?"
Several aliens in strange clothes surrounded him. Rick gulped and smiled nervously. "Hi. How's it going?"
The aliens eyed Ryuzaki closely, "Are you here to learn our technique?"
"Noap," Rick said simply. "Just looking for fun."
The chief nodded, "Right on, man! I can dig it."
He blinked at the aliens. "Right. You guys are cool." He had an idea. "Want to join the Nutopian Empire?"
They shrugged. Rick planted a flag.
