CYRIL USE THE DAMN NPC

Rick flew up to see Korin.

Korin was taking a cat nap.

Yup, it's going to be one of those sort of topics.

Rick noticed that this was probably the most accurate Traffic Exchange yet. "Korin, wake up. W-wake u-ulch-up, Korin."

((So is a topic with [Insert Master Here] necessary as well in the human trans list?))
"Hm? Oh. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU DIRTY HUMAN!" Korin screeched and knocked Ryuzaki off his tower. He had heard about this one from Roshi.

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Ryuzaki was glad he has able to fly. "I need you to train me again."

Korin squinted at Ryuzaki. "Again? Do I know y-" a look of realization dawned on him. "Oh. Your that one guy that popped in and out really quickly. Yeah sure, whatever then."

Rick nodded eagerly, "Right. Got any more of that magic water?"

"No." Korin knocked Rick off the tower again.

Rick sighed, "Right. Still can fly!" He eyed Korin carefully, "I meant... oh, look. Tuna." He pulled a fish out of his satchel becuase he likes to be prepared.

Korin knocked Rick out of the tower again for daring to stereotype him as a real cat. He then took the tuna and ate it. Not because he was a cat, BUT BECAUSE HE LIKES TUNA ANYWAY.

Rick sighed, "Just... train me." He was exasperated.

Korin knocked Rick off the tower. "Okay. First you have to cry me a river. I'm serious. Cry me a literal river. If you do that I will train you."

Rick watched the ending of the Titanic. It was so hilariously ridiculous and inaccurate that Rick nearly cried himself to death in his laughter-caused tears.

Korin watched appreciatively as Rick cried his tear-river. "Good. Now populate it with fish."

Rick blinked. "Oh. Err. Right." He just so happened to have an Evolution Packet in his satchel.

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Rick poured the packet into the water, and the microbes turned to fish and the fish into tasty fish.

Then again... that was... kind of Creationism.

"Now some plant life."

Rick happened to have several seed packets in his pockets. He began to sprinkle them in the water, and tomato and sunflower crops appeared.

"I like coral. Put some coral in. It works because it's salt water. Because tears." Korin muttered.

Rick sighed and ran to the ocean and back. He threw the coral into the water, "Australia won't miss it."

"Good. I like this river. I like you too Rick." Korin stared into Rick's eyes deeply.

Rick sighed. "Just because I'm Japanese, doesn't mean I have a thing for cats." He shook his head.

Korin knocked Rick off the tower. "ARE YOU SUGGESTING I'M ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED IN YOU, RICK!?"

Rick dodged the metagaming, "Nope. You did that."

"You're making too many assumptions, Rick." Korin rambled on. "I'm not even a cat." Korin didn't even know what he was saying anymore.

Rick sighed. "Am I powerful yet?"