Give Peace a Chance

Late Late Night Douche Posts : 1987 Join date : 2013-12-08

"Now I'm a sno---"

"NO, MAN," Laetus shrieked. "CUP. NOW."

He morphed into a "World's Best Lord of Heaven" mug

Subject: Re: Give Peace a Chance Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:20 pm

Cyril picked up the mug and looked absolutely delighted. "What?" Cyril wondered at Laetus' random shout.

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Laetus looked extremely disheveled, "Too many... Frozen... references."

Subject: Re: Give Peace a Chance Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:29 pm

"Let it go, man." Cyril smirked.

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Laetus jumped into the time vortex.

Subject: Re: Give Peace a Chance Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:31 pm

Cyril took this figuratively. "Anyway, back to the task at hand."

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"What now?"

Subject: Re: Give Peace a Chance Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:17 pm

"Find the closest thing they have to a commander and screw them up?"

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"Fake Hideki Ryuzaki."

Subject: Re: Give Peace a Chance Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:44 pm

"Let's go screw him up then!"

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"I do want a chance for EXTRA POT...." Laetus muttered.

Subject: Re: Give Peace a Chance Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:49 pm

"Now, now," Cyril admonished, "Later. Now we go screw up some people. With a mug."

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Laetus nodded.

Subject: Re: Give Peace a Chance Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:11 pm

"D'you think you can pick up where he is? Er... they are. Whatever."

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Laetus checked the green monitor. "Nope. Nothing."

Subject: Re: Give Peace a Chance Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:32 pm

"Cup?" Cyril queried.

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Laetus reread his last post. "SON OF A BITCH." He grabbed Cyril who was holding Cup and jumped into the vortex. Literally.

Subject: Re: Give Peace a Chance Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:49 pm

Cyril shrieked in a very undignified manner. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFU-" he cried wisely.

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"The TARDIS was ONE OF THEM," he shrieked. "MY COMPUTER SCREEN IS BLUE!"

"YEEEAARGH," Calicem yawned.

Subject: Re: Give Peace a Chance Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:00 pm

"THEN WHAT IS THIS TIME VORTEX?"

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"WELL, APPARENTLY THEY CAN ACTUALLY BECOME THE THINGS THEY MIMIC."

Cup nodded. He mimiced Woody Allen, therefore he's a child molester. He turned back into a "Fuck The (Mr.) Popo" mug.

Subject: Re: Give Peace a Chance Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:12 pm

"So..." Cyril wondered idly why they weren't being torn apart by the vortex.

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Laetus shrugged. "I guess the universe just likes us. You can't get into trouble if you're adoeable, you know."

Cup agreed, "YUP!!!11112224281ONE," he whispered.

Subject: Re: Give Peace a Chance Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:20 pm

"That's true. Any idea where this could send us?"

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Laetus had an idea, "Be as fucking adorable as you can! Hurry!"

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