Relaxing

"You'll always be an idiot to me. But a lovable idiot."

"I like being an idiot. Makes things simpler." She paused. "Um, thanks?"

"I noticed, and your welcome."

"Soo..."

Sirius was staring at them blankly. "I don't get either of you...."

Riza looked at himz. "All you need to know is don't piss me off."

"Mm hmm." He sad absentmindedly.

Riza walked over and stared at Sirius.

Sirius stared back.

"Nope. Not seeing it."

"What?" He asked in an almost deadpan voice.

"Ummm...you ok?"

"Mm hmm."

"You sure?"

"Mm hmm."

"Alright kid, it's not funny anymore."

Riza mumbled under his breath. "Creeps me the fuck  out....."

Maynin was shaking him violently by the shoulders, which he had no reaction to.

Riza watched

Now desperate, she held his head underwater for a full three minutes before he started madly flailing around.

"What was that for?!"

"You just...left?"

Riza. "Maybe not special, deffanitly weird."

"Both." She looked at Sirius. "What happened?"

"What do you mean?"

The daedra started drying him off.

"Still don't see anything special."

Sirius took a nap.

Maynin shrugged and cradled him. "Well, if I was afraid of you, I wouldn't be trying out any charm."

"Isn that the best time? When the psychopathic walking after you?"

"No, a psychopath is a more cunning, violent sociopath."

"Well I'm past both. I'm genocidal."