Chest Outside-of Plane

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:10 pm

"Any notable inhabitants around?"

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Dees Nutz shrugged, "That's why I want to investigate."

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:25 pm

"Perhaps we should go poke around the new populace then," Cyril suggested.

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Dees Nutz pointed his staff downward to the village, "Atrey vous!"

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:43 pm

Cyril walked down to the budding village. Hamlet, if you will. Encampment perhaps? Maybe only a refuge.

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Dees Nutz followed, looking at the diverse groups of aliens. There were all wearing tattered, dirty clothes. He walked up to a group, "What happened to you all?"

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:50 pm

Butterfly Man scanned the peoples. Most of them were clearly poor, and it looked as if many of them were injured and left with nothing. Nothing quite screamed like a refugee camp like that. What were they taking refuge from though?

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A green man with a bulbous head and a side-way jaw system spoke up, "Nothing. We ran from nothing. Our homes are nothing. Our planets are nothing. We watched as the South and East Galaxies were erased around us! We fled. We're still fleeing."

Dees Nutz blinked, "What? How do galaxies get erased?" He turned to Cyril.

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:19 pm

Butterfly Man shrugged, "Lots of ways. War, weapons, people, what have you. However, this is the first I've even heard of the South and East galaxies, which is surprising."

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Dees Nutz shrugged, "What galaxies?"

The alien squinted at Dees Nutz and Butterfly Man. "How old are you two? Few years back, the universe was erased. Then North and East Galaxies were brought back, and those heroes promised to use their Dragonthings to summon the OmniShenron, or something. We've been waiting."

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:50 pm

"I wasn't around for that" Butterfly Man muttered.

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A random newspaper flew into Butterfly Man's face, detailing the events.

http://dragonverse.forumotion.com/t421-dragonball-saga-original-backstory-continuation-all-your-ball-belong-to-z

Dees Nutz shrugged.

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Thu Apr 03, 2014 5:38 pm

Butterfly Man grabbed the paper. "What a nice name." Butterfly Man remarked. "Is there any way for us to help? Is this OmniShenron even a thing anymore?"

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Dees Nutz shrugged. The other man shrugged.

Dees Nutz pointed at a rock that was the only hope to keeping this narrative from falling apart. "Oh, look. A convenient prophecy."

The Alien, who was named Allen, blinked, "This planet's only existed for a few hours."

Dees Nutz furrowed his brows, "Oh, yeah. Err..."

Allen piped in, "Time travel?" he laughed at the absurdity.

Dees Nutz nodded, "Yeah! Time travel. Artik, or something! It says, 'Yeah... we dropped the ball. Turns out Omni-Shenon can only be summoned once... Whoops.

Love, Artik.'"

Allen coughed. "How did he know how to leave it here?"

Dees Nutz cleared his throat, "Let me finish. 'PS, I sent this out the TARDIS mail slot, set on 'random'.'"

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:15 pm

"Well, to make up for their incompetence, you may all make a life here." Butterfly Man told them, regardless of what Dees Nutz might have to say

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Dees Nutz shrugged, "I was about to offer. I'm not evil."

Allen twitched, "Live on an undeveloped, constantly shifted piece of burning rock?"

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:28 pm

"This or find some way off this god forsaken world and go to the other planets.'

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Allen looked pleadingly at Butterfly Man.

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:35 pm

"I'm no taxi service!" Butterfly Man faltered.

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Dees Nutz shrugged. "No large groups. There's some mad Saiyan Majin woman running around and it'd just be slaughter.

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:57 pm

"Oh hey. I remember her. Um... Mirajane I believe. But anyway, wouldn't it be in your best interest to stay and build from the ground up? That normally result in high ranking positions. There's a phrase for that I believe but it doesn't come to mind."

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Rick cleared his throat, "Getting awfully capitalist there, Cyril."

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 5:53 pm

"I'm being pragmatic. Besides, I'm not having a ton of people I don't know in my ship when they could prosper here!"

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Ryuzaki sighed. "Welcome to the Nutopian Empire."

Rick summoned the TARDIS around him and stepped out. "Here. Here's Andy Warhol. He'll help you design buildings. Or paint your soup cans. Something."

Allen cheered.

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 5:58 pm

"...This is incredibly irresponsible. Put that man back where he belongs!" Cyril sighed.