Chest Outside-of Plane

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Rick sighed. "Come on, Andy."

"No!"

Rick tossed a pack of acid into the TARDIS. Andy followed. Rick reappeared. "Da Vinci!"

"What... where am I? This is..." he began studying the ground, "fascinating!"

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:06 pm

Cyril pushed Da Vinci back into the TARDIS and sent him off. "YOU'RE FUCKING UP THE CONTINUUM, STAHP."

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Rick threw his hands up in defense, "Hey! There I was, in nineteen-sixty-something, returning Warhol to his own time, and up walks bloody Leonardo da Vinci!

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:14 pm

"Poor Laetus can't fix every break, I suppose." Cyril sighed. "Just... go persuade a modern architect. Or better yet, see if there are any among us."

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Rick stroked his chin "Alright, so I was off by five hundred years! It's not like the 1460s and the 1960s are all that different! Free thinking, arts, mass orgies!" Ryuzaki liked teenaged Leo.

Rick sighed, "Does anyone around here know a thing about architecture?"

Allen shook his head.

Rick looked worringly at Cyril. "You know what that means?"

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:24 pm

"That this one man has an impressive knowledge of every refugee here and thus he should probably be in charge?"

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Allen cheered.

Ryuzaki shrugged, "Probably. But, it means we have to ask the Lizard thing for help." He shuddered.

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:31 pm

"Er... what?"

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Rick sighed, "He's always going on about being an architect or engineer ot some damn thing." He shouted at the sky, "SHOW UP AND I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR DAMN PLANET BACK."*

*If agreed to the conditions

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:43 pm

"Oh, you mean Zero." Cyril wasn't sure why he didn't just hire someone more... adept at architecture. Was Zero adept at engineering? Cyril supposed he would find out.

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:59 pm

The slave-I appeared in the sky. The heat from the ships thrusters burned a field as he landed. The door slowly opened, a hand grabbed the side of the door and then Zero appeared. Zero walked down the steps of the ship and looked around, he saw Rick and Cyril standing a little ways away. Zero strode over and said something to them, "hello."

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Rick and Allen spoke at once, "GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAND." They looked at each other and coughed, "Sorry! Force of habit, Zero. Welcome!"

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 7:11 pm

"Are you an accomplished architect?" Cyril asked, straight to the point.

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 7:15 pm

"Well I did build the new library wing of the palace before the planet was taken from me." Zero had no harsh feelings any more though, ever since the planet was taken he had been able to pursue new goals.

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Rick shuddered. "Damn thing collapsed." He choked back memories of falling space reptile pornography.

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 7:33 pm

"So the only building he designed fell and you want him to design your society?" Cyril asked.

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 7:46 pm

"what it fell? I knew that wood looked suspiciouse." Zero chuckled a bit.

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Rick shrugged at Cyril. He nodded at Zervor. "Yup. Just slapped the wall with my dick once, and WHUMP!"

He shrugged again, "At least the rest of the palace held up to my Mull of Kintyre Test." He chuckled. That was actually a good joke. "I pissed on the rest of the planet." He titled his head, "Wand it back, Lizard? Lizzie! I'll call you Lizzie!"

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:40 pm

Cyril wasn't quite sure how the Mull of Kintyre related to slapping one's dick against a wall to determine it's integrity, but whatever. "Don't be disrespectful." Cyril said absently, "It's unbecoming."

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:46 pm

"I'll tell you, i really don't care, ever since you took the planet my life has been worry free. I should be thanking you." Zero explained.

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Rick blinked. "What?" He coughed, "Okay. Err. Then you owe your allegience to me!"

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:59 pm

Cyril looked distastefully at Rick. He looked at Allen. Cyril looked.

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:42 pm

"why exactly, you said your self hundreds of times how you dislike me." Zero asked

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Rick waved his hand dismissively and said a string of plot-hole-fixing bullshit from pop culture. "Winter is coming, I don't want to talk about it, midi-chlorians, timey wimey space limey, because Bilbo told Frodo about literally everyone else from his adventure except for Legolas."

Subject: Re: Chest Outside-of Plane Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:15 pm

"I dunno, I think Zero has every right to deny you aid." Cyril decided to screw with Rick.